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Official CarTell.tv merch. Designed for the people who think a car review should be honest, funny and made by women who actually drive. Every order is printed and shipped by Fourthwall, with secure checkout.

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The Future Driver Tee

Soft cotton tee for the EV-curious.

$22.86View & buy

The Signature Tee

The everyday CarTell.tv staple.

$34.29View & buy

Not Road Legal, Baby Tee

Fitted baby tee with attitude.

$35.72View & buy

Long Haul Tee, Track Edition

Premium tee, track-day ready.

$51.44View & buy

El Presidente Shirt

The statement button-up.

$64.29View & buy

The Crew Cap

Six-panel cap, embroidered mark.

$28.58View & buy

The CarTell Bucket

Bucket hat for sunny test drives.

$32.86View & buy

The Pit Crew Windbreaker

Lightweight shell, pit-lane cut.

$71.44View & buy

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